In fact, I had been deeply and fervently planning my magnum opus, as it were... The crowning barf of this barfy life.
I have mentioned before how I like to barf as I leap from the windowsill onto the dryer and washer, so as to coat as many varied surfaces as possible. Well this time my well-planned efforts resulted in the human scrubbing the laundry room from top to bottom, including replacing the dryer hose.
Humans are so easy to trap that way. They start on one unpleasant task, and they're immediately sucked into other adjacent tasks until it becomes a whole "project." So while cleaning the barf, the human noticed it dribbled behind the dryer. She moved the dryer and noticed the barf-covered dryer hose, which was also full of holes. So off to Home Depot it was. While replacing the hose, she saw barf, dust, and cat toys all over the floor, so she moved both the dryer and washer and scrubbed the floor.
In short, thanks to me the laundry room was finally cleaned. You're welcome, Canada.
Here are the pictures of my handiwork, with dramatic red arrows to denote the areas barfed upon.
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